1. You always walk super fast and feel seriously annoyed by the one slow person you had to pass on the way

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”

2. You’re always amazed by how cheap everything is!

“HOW MUCH?? I’LL TAKE 500”

3. Finding a convenient parking spot, no matter how easy, always thrills you

SCORE. AGAIN.

4. The quiet is keeping you up at night.

“WHAT IS THAT SOUND??” “nothing”

5. Sometimes you panic and wonder, “Where did everyone go?!”

IS THIS THE APOCALYPSE??

6. You are immediately skeptical of any stranger that says hello or talks to you, so you ignore them and run away

“GET AWAY FROM ME!”

7. The fact that you can’t get whatever you want at whatever time you want upsets you

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”

8. You completely shut down and stop functioning all together when there’s no internet

EYES GLAZE OVER.

9. You struggle to identify animals that aren’t served on a plate

“GET AWAY FROM ME!”

10. Inappropriate fashion choices

“NO, I’m NOT cold and YES I CAN walk through the woods in these shoes”

11. You feel offended when you call the local restaurant to make a reservation and they tell you they don’t take reservations

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”

Inspired by: “21 Signs You’re A Country Kid Living In The City” and a shout out to my girl Colette for her help….”don’t you know who I am????!!”